- It turns out that you can get away with playing a wide range of music at parties, although Captain Beefheart’s Trout Mask Replica in its entirety is not one of them.
- Shouting the lyrics to Safety Dance whilst attempting to stage a re-creation of the music video in the middle of the street is usually considered inappropriate.
- Dancing in confined spaces does not work. You cannot mosh to Gerry Rafferty’s Baker Street.